FUNNY RUBBISH: Wild Adventures Chapter 7: Big Business

by Bloofy

Big Ben, Sexuki and Fini are watching with amazement the goings-on of the rhino poachers. They put the horn in some kind of bag and are about to leave.

Fini is very curious and shouts out to them:

“Helloooooooooo, mister, why do you take that horn?”

The poachers didn’t expect anybody to actually be out here on foot, watching their every move. Their eyes grow at the discovery of witnesses.

“Well my dearie, some Asians get horny from this horn! Or so is the cover story. The truth is there’s a whole business in this horn!”, answers one of the smart ones with a smirk, knowing it won’t take much to fool a small child.

“In that?”, asks Fini, pointing to the horn with her finger.

“Oh yes”, replies Mr. poacher.

“How does a big business fit in there? Our daddy has a bigger business than that!”, she says with challenging eyes.

Big Ben is trying to figure out how he can get them away from these horrible people, hopefully still alive. So much tension under the surface!!

Well that's our story. The end you ask? Yeah. This here is what is called a cliffhanger. We're not going to wrap up any loose ends, nor conclude in any way. Hey don't blame me, blame modern storytelling. Writers have lives too and can't just spend all their lives to write and write and think and think until they finally have it all in a neat little package. I gotta go get lunch ready.

Thanks for reading! Bye!