FUNNY RUBBISH: Meteorites avoid life

by Harry Prince

You know what I like about meteorites? That they always avoid life forms, like humans for example.

So we are told that meteorites fall to earth all the time. And yet, have you ever known someone that's been hit by a meteorite? Or a meteorite that came through the roof and fell on your head?

I haven't.

Therefore, one can say with certainty that meteorites avoid life forms. And for that, we should be thankful.