FUNNY RUBBISH: Do you like the sun or the moon more?

by Alison Mooney

There once was a sun and a moon, shining over the earth.

Moon to sun: I shine in the night and day.

Sun to Moon: I only shine in the day.

So they decided to have a battle: Who can shine without the other.

Turns out the moon couldn't shine without the sun, but the sun could shine without the moon. He just didn't want to.

The lesson is: I like hot dogs.

Which do you like? The sun or the moon?