FUNNY RUBBISH: Doctors make their money by doing what doctors do

by Lizzie Quackshire

A doctor is talking to another doctor friend of his, looking very relieved.

"I just performed a very stressfull operation on a patient. Thank goodness that's over and done with."

"The operation was a success I heard. Why were you so stressed out about it?" his friend asks.

"Well", says the first doctor, "it was almost too late! Another week and the patient could have recovered WITHOUT any operation!"