FUNNY RUBBISH: Dogs eat from quadbike, owner disapproves

by Marius Bikerman

What do you do when your dogs develop a connosseur taste for quadbikes?

That is the issue I had to deal with recently, and it made me fuming mad.

For years and years, the dogs never ate any of my vehicles. They had no problem with them.

But then, suddenly one day, they decided they were going to eat the seat off my quadbike.

Why in blazes would they suddenly do that?

I was fuming mad beyond comfort.

Of all the senseless things that happen in the world, this has got to be amongst the top ten.

I'll have to sit very uncomfortably from now on whenever I go out on the quadbike.