FUNNY RUBBISH: Saving up for a house

by Luke Snovvy

I'm saving up for a house.

I've got one concrete block so far.

I'm using it for a coffee table while I collect more materials.

I don't want any of those weak asbestos or wood houses. Those are too easy to kick a hole in and break into.

I want to build a house that's solid rock or concrete. That should be safest.

Anyway, can't wait to move in.

As they say, there's no place like home.