FUNNY RUBBISH: Can't find information on this anywhere

by Papa T.

We take it for granted. I'm talking about the unmentionable paper product. Toilet paper. There, I mentioned it.

Toilet paper has become such a daily part of our life, we don't even think about it. We just pamper our butts with it every day.

But, here's the thing: Toilet paper is not a product that grows on trees. It's something modern. Something I don't think existed beyond the past 200 years.

So... what did people do before toilet paper?

What did the cavepeople do?

Did they just walk around with dirty butts?

I just can't picture that.

And yet, what do they do?

I wonder what the bushmen do. They probably have the answer as to what kind of human ingenuity prevailed in order to solve the dilemma of a brown butt, in the days before toilet paper.

I love toilet paper. It beats using sandpaper.