FUNNY RUBBISH: I didn't have chicken. I had lasagna

by Chicky Pooh

Well, I didn't have chicken for supper, as had been a dream of mine from earlier in the day.

My mother popped up with the most delicious lasagna she bought at a home cooking store.

It was insanely delicious! I've had lasagna before, but this was heaven, not food. Really delicious lasagna, as delicious as I don't think I've ever had it before.

Now, two hours later, I have this craving for chicken.

Still you ask? Yes.

But, if I put a chicken in the oven now, it won't be ready until some time after my bedtime.

I so, so, so, sooooooooo badly want some deliciously juicy roasted chicken right now.